1 Happy St.
We've made one bad decision, we can't stop there.
From Roland S. Martin:
It is total hypocrisy for the naysayers of embattled Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich to assert that he didn’t have the legal right to appoint Roland Burris to fill the U.S….
It is total hypocrisy for the naysayers of embattled Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich to assert that he didn’t have the legal right to appoint Roland Burris to fill the U.S….
Urine deep trouble now
A 43-year old Delray Beach man who told police he keeps his urine in a plastic container so he doesn’t have to seek out bathrooms was arrested and charged with simple…
Overheard in the office
Guy 1: “Hey did you hear that they adjusted the atomic clock by one second during New Years?”
Guy 2: “No I didn’t hear that. Did I lose a second or did I gain a second?”
Guy 1: “You lost a second.”
Guy 2: “No I didn’t hear that. Did I lose a second or did I gain a second?”
Guy 1: “You lost a second.”
Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.
Headline seen: Romijn and husband welcome twin girls
Poor Jerry O’Connell. He’s “husband” in a headline about he and his wife. We’re talking about Vern here. No, we’re talking about Cush. I’ve got…
Poor Jerry O’Connell. He’s “husband” in a headline about he and his wife. We’re talking about Vern here. No, we’re talking about Cush. I’ve got…
Sometimes I hate the tagging function
I got an email from Facebook that said “Greg has tagged a photo of you” in an album called “Memories”
The next email I got was from my sister via Facebook. It was a comment that said “Greg, why?”
…
The next email I got was from my sister via Facebook. It was a comment that said “Greg, why?”
…
A new study out of "Duh" Magazine
2005 called. It wants its story back.
Via here:
More than half of teenagers mention risky behaviors such as sex and drugs on their MySpace accounts, U.S. researchers said on Monday….
Via here:
More than half of teenagers mention risky behaviors such as sex and drugs on their MySpace accounts, U.S. researchers said on Monday….
Sight seen: bumper sticker edition
While I was driving to lunch, I ended up behind a car that had a bumper sticker that said “DON’T BLAME ME: I VOTED FOR DUKAKIS”. I’m surprised I didn’t get into an accident afterwards because I spent…
I'm the guy in the middle (of course)
If you’re wondering how my friends and I celebrated New Years Eve, look no further. I videotaped our entire evening. I bet your celebration didn’t top mine.
Picking on the old guy who recently had a stroke
Peter Gammons is getting old. His column used to be one that I’d read every time it was updated. Now it includes passages like this:
For all the talk of a salary cap, only twice in the past 30…
For all the talk of a salary cap, only twice in the past 30…
Posts that go unpublished, and for good reason
I found an old blog post from 2006 that I never published for some reason. Actually there was good reason. I remember coming up with an idea for an entire post of puns related to the workplace. It…
Do you think they'll show Guy backstage waiting to go on?
I watched an extended version of “That Thing You Do” a couple nights ago on Starz. It included most (or all) of the deleted scenes and it made the movie like 40 minutes longer. At first I didn’t know…
Wheel of Fortune, Facebook, and other Randoms
I had a dream last night that I was conducting a Google search of Roger Ebert movie reviews. The odd thing though was that my searches were coming back with all of the information I was looking for….
Rod Blagojevich: mad genius
My governor is a piece of work. I just can’t get over how oblivious he is that he thought assigning a senator on Tuesday was the right play. He’s going about his business like nothing ever happened….
Cleaning out my locker with some NFL thoughts
The Lions finished 0-16. They’re the first NFL team in history to lose 16 games in a season. Awesome. I’m not sure how you feel about that; I’m pretty indifferent. My hatred for the Vikings and…