I just got an email from “PayPal” saying my account was expired and I needed to renew and to “click here”. The attached hyperlink is fake and will most likely will bring you to a place you don’t want…
“I haven’t seen something as hopeless as [this series between the Yankees and the Phillies] since I went to my first real dance in the sixth grade. Hair parted down the middle, french cuffs in my…
Her: No for real. If I were to die tomorrow, do you think you’d ever get remarried?
Him: Tough to say. All I can say for sure is that you’re the only person I’ve ever met who I could ever see…
“I know there are laws about inciting violence via hate speech, and I most certainly don’t want to do that by providing suggestions for what people should do to Favre if he’s spotted anywhere in…
Send a broadcast message to the entire floor that says, “I bought some extra Halloween candy. It’s in the breakroom. Get it while it lasts.”
Only 3 injuries reported this time though, so that’s…
For reasons beyond my control, 1happyst.tumblr.com may have been updated for the last time, so this may be my only other option.
I’m still debating. I’ll let you know though.
The next internet meme that’s surely to sweep the nation my computer. I’ve been listening to this for 45 straight minutes. I now have an eye twitch.
When a texting typo almost makes sense
A: Wanna go out for some breakfast?
B: Yes. Breakfast sounds pretty food right about now.
An IM conversation with my boss
Her: What kind of cell phone do you have?
Me: Some kind of Samsung flip.
Her: Is it old?
Me: Yeah. I’ve had it since 2004.
Her: Do you want a Blackberry?
Me: Which model?
Her: It’s the Bold 9700.
Me: I was kidding. Hell yes I do.
Her: [smiley] I was about to tell you to continue having fun with the Samsung.
What is claimed to be ”the most revolutionary new musical instrument of the last 60 years” has been unveiled after eight years in development.
WANT!
Host: This is truly extraordinary. But I think to get the full experience, why don’t you play us off and show everyone what it sounds like all together.
Band: Hot cross buns. Hot cross buns. One a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns.
Host: Extraordinary.
Oh hi, Ford. How you doin’? Oh, good, good. Glad to hear it. Hey remember about 60 months ago when I bought that car from you? Yeah that was an exciting day. I wasn’t looking forward to the $415 payment each month, but I was excited for the new car. In fact I still have it. I’ve had to replace the tires and brakes and stuff, oh and the tie rod. That sucked. But other than that, I’ve been completely satisfied with the purchase. It’s been a good, solid car. But the best part? Get this. I just made my last payment on that sonofabitch. Yeah, the motherfucker’s mine now. I know, right? No I don’t want to trade it in. Are you crazy? I’m gonna enjoy this for a while. No, leave me alone. Go away. No I don’t want to upgrade. Let go of me.
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