January 2010
18 posts
Overheard in the office
If I eat a piece of raw salmon, would I get chickenella?
You walked all the way over here for that?
“Stop talk talk talking that blah blah blah.
Think you’ll be getting this...”
– Ayn Rand
An underrated key to being successful in today's...
Having a keen knowledge of which sites are blocked by websense.
Co-worker Donald just whistled "Party in the USA"...
This is my single greatest accomplishment of the year so far. And yes, I will be mentioning it when it comes time for my performance review.
“So Brian, did you accomplish all your goals this quarter?”
“Probably not, but back in January, I totally got Don to start whistling Miley Cyrus. Oh man he was so pissed.”
I was involved in a conversation earlier today where I was able to say “that’s what SHE said” four times in a row. I think that’s my new record and I’m pretty excited about it. I promise not to get a big head over it.
Lookin' like a FOOL with your PANTS the GROUND ...... →
whatthehale:
This old man + Bud (see quote below) are my old man crushes of the century.
Love, love, love.
Also, American Idol finally gets “entertainment” down with this man … who was only 34 years over their age cut off (which is 28).
I liked the whole bit until I heard the age cutoff mentioned. Then I felt a little bit like Romy and Michelle when they tried out for Singled Out.
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Overheard in the office
Him: Hey Brian, what’s a disco stick?
Me: [blank stare]
Him: Never mind.
Me: Okay good.
Somebody call 411, I need to know the address for the dance floor, whoa-oh-oh.
I need to know the address for the dance floor, I need to know the address for the dance floor.
Somebody call 411!
Yeah I’m in this kind of mood today.
Headline seen: Tickle her pink with a box of...
I’m not exactly sure how that’d work. She’d probably ask me to stop, not to mention the issue it raises in terms of hygiene.
Anne: Jeez, Mom. I can’t believe you read my diary. There’s a lot of private stuff in there.
Edith: Oh relax, it’s not like I shared it with the whole neighborhood. By the way, who is Kitty?
Overheard in the office
Guy 1: Whatcha reading?
Guy 2: Just my bible.
Guy 1: Ah cool. You get to the part where Jesus is killed yet?
Guy 2: That’s not funny.
Guy 1: You’re right I’m sorry. SPOILERS, you get to the part where Jesus is killed yet?
“Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like P Diddy. Put my glasses on,...”
– Nel$on Mandela
I just spent exactly 2 minutes eating an entire can of black olives. It was a good decision for exactly 2 minutes.
“I put my hands up, they’re playin’ my song, the butterflies fly...”
– Martin Luther King