February 2012
13 posts
Reader Mail, by 1 Happy St
Him: I read your blog about buying LFO’s Summer Girls for $1. You know their lead singer is dead, right? I don’t think he needs your dollar anymore.
Me: No I did not know that. Or maybe I did, I don’t know. Thanks for reading.
Can you believe it? I have a reader! This calls for a celebration…
/turns up volume on LFO’s Summer Girls
If something breaks in your house, say like a semi-major plumbing problem, who would you call to come over and fix it? Would you look online for a plumber? Would you maybe call the one friend in your group who knows how to fix shit? Or would you just call your dad? Yeah I bet you’d call your dad. But how does your dad know how to fix stuff? Is it God-given? Was he born with the ability to...
I’d like to be one of the “3 months later” guests on House Hunters. Basically I want to stand around envying a friend’s new kitchen while drinking a glass of red wine while he flips burgers and brats on his patio grill.
I think people overuse the phrase “any time”.
Hey thanks for paying for dinner last night.
Any time.
Really? How about tonight?
Me: I just purchased Summer Girls by LFO.
Her: omg you bought that? Dork
Me: Disagree. I’m confident this is the best iTunes purchase I’ve ever made.
Her: who buys that? dl for free if you want it.
Me: I’m no thief. Besides, they probably need the dollar more than me.
He makes a solid point. And I like his style
Me: I noticed your voicemail light is always on. Don’t you ever check it?
Him: Nah. I don’t even know the password.
Me: But…what if it’s someone important? They’re probably expecting a callback.
Him: Oh I’m sure if it. Otherwise they wouldn’t have left a message.
After catching 10 minutes of “Something Borrowed” last night, I’ve decided that I’d much rather watch a 3 second .gif of Ginnifer Goodwin smiling on continuous loop for 2 hours than to watch all of “Something Borrowed”.
WatchBounce wit me, bounce wit me.
Can ya can ya can ya bounce wit me, bounce wit me.
Super Bowl prediction post
After each quarter, the Patriots will be at a 4 and the Giants will be at a 1 and I’ll collect a cool $1000. Book it. Oh you thought this would be a prediction about which team will win? Who gives a shit? Go My Squares!!!
Congratulations, OneMillionMoms.com, you got your publicity. Now can you all please go die in a fire?
I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit rabbit” this morning. So rather than risk it, I’m going to stay home this month and lie in bed. See you all in March.