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I’d like to buy a vowel…a Q

I don’t think I’d ever want to be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. I just know there’d be a puzzle with a phrase that everyone in the world has heard of except me, which would lead to something like this…

“Um, I’d like to solve the puzzle. It’s raining bats and frogs.”

Afterwards I’d curse out Pat and the uppity bitch standing next to me who just won a trip to Cancun for offering up their condescending sympathy, and I’m just not prepared for that kind of drama.

Posted on Wednesday, November 16 2011.
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