fmylife:

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver’s side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML
I cannot feel bad for this person. As Vincent Vega once said in a quote that I happen to agree with whole-heartedly, “you do not fuck with another man’s automobile”.