1 Happy St.

My office has been a little relaxed with the dress code for the last few months, so I’ve been wearing jeans every day. But today there’s some important people visiting from out of town, so we were told to dress appropriately. I’m wearing some suit pants that I haven’t worn in a while, and clearly I’ve gained a few pounds, ‘cause they’re tight as shit. First thing this morning, I sat down at my desk and I definitely heard some stitches break. So not only have I come to the realization that I’m fat, but I may also be showing off a ball or two for the rest of the day. Not a good start.

Ooo, cookies in the breakroom.