1 Happy St. — A handful of Happy Thoughts

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A handful of Happy Thoughts

- If Lexus wanted to capture a real moment between two spouses at Christmas, the recipient of the Lexus would have been all “holy shit, how could you spend that kind of money without talking to me first? And how much extra did you pay for that fucking big red bow that will piss off the garbage man?” Then they’d spend the rest of the commercial arguing over if they can afford the payment right now and whether or not they should return it. Merry Christmas.

- I was going to try out a new pasta sauce recipe, but I ran out of thyme.

- Hmmm, yeah sorry about that one. Let’s keep going.

- It’s funny how this struggling economy I keep hearing about hasn’t impacted the parking spot I always seem to get 2 miles away from the mall.

- Who was the guy who decided that billpay checks should look like junk mail? And was he just trying to be funny? “Hey, check it out. I made their billpay check look like junk. I bet it gets thrown away. I’m a bad person.”

- If you’re a guy and you use the words “man cave”, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to be your friend. I’m making a snap judgment right now based on that alone. Also, you don’t have a man cave. You have a room in a dark corner of the house that has a television in it that you get to hang out in sometimes. So stop saying man cave. And stop inviting me over to hang out in it. Your beer is warm and I don’t like you.

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onemoretimewithfeeling said: I’ve had the same thought about the mall. When I was unemployed* I’d go there on a Tuesday at 2 pm and I’d STILL have to park 2 miles away! *Not to shop, for human interaction.
complicatedshoes said: If you went to a bar called the Man Cave, the warm beer would be low on the list of complaints you’d have about the place.
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