If I were Ben Roethlisberger, I would kill myself.
If I were friends with Ben Roethlisberger, I would kill myself.
If I knew Ben Roethlisberger on a personal level, I would kill myself.
If I found myself not wanting to kill myself after either being Ben Roethlisberger, being friends with Ben Roethlisberger, or knowing Ben Roethlisberger on a personal level, I would kill myself.
In conclusion, I hate Ben Roethlisberger.
h/t Deadspin on the pic
