1 Happy St.

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1HappySt presents, a trip to Burger King

Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?

Yeah hi, I’d like to slowly kill myself through the consumption of trans and saturated fats please.

Ok. A whopper meal then?

Yes. Also, give me one of those gooey cake thingy’s that you import from Cinnabon that I saw in the commercial.

A Cinnabon?

Yeah that’s the stuff. Load me up with one of those. As you can tell, I’ve stopped giving a fuck.

Ok sir, will that be all?

Yes. Oh wait. Can you also meet me out back and kick the shit out of me?

FIN

Posted on Monday, April 2 2012.
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1 Happy St. The stuff you see here was put here by Brian. He appreciates you taking the time to look around this busted place and hopes you come back real soon.

Or don't. It doesn't matter either way really.

Okay come back.

If you have a comment or complaint (or you'd like to tell Brian how awesome you think he is), you can reach him at bsharps79@gmail.com
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