1HappySt presents, a trip to Burger King
Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?
Yeah hi, I’d like to slowly kill myself through the consumption of trans and saturated fats please.
Ok. A whopper meal then?
Yes. Also, give me one of those gooey cake thingy’s that you import from Cinnabon that I saw in the commercial.
Yeah that’s the stuff. Load me up with one of those. As you can tell, I’ve stopped giving a fuck.
Ok sir, will that be all?
Yes. Oh wait. Can you also meet me out back and kick the shit out of me?