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If I had to wager a guess based on feedback received, I’d say that 100% of people prefer crunchy peanut butter over creamy. Obviously that’s not correct, but I think I know why it seems that way. It’s because crunchy peanut butter people are so defensive about it, so they’re the only people you ever hear from.

So despite being in the vast majority, please allow me to be the first person ever to outwardly proclaim to be a creamy peanut butter person. I like my mashed potatoes fully mashed and my peanut butter fully creamed. And why? Because I’m not a sicko, of course.

Posted on Monday, April 23 2012.
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  3. jss said: If I’m eating peanut butter from a spoon (DON’T JUDGE ME!) then I want it crunchy. In all other situations, gimme the creamy stuff.
  4. belovedofthewoods said: sicko
  5. reallykatie said: and here i thought you seemed like a smart, reasonable guy. GUESS I WAS WRONG.
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