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Oh hi, Ford. How you doin’? Oh, good, good. Glad to hear it. Hey remember about 60 months ago when I bought that car from you? Yeah that was an exciting day. I wasn’t looking forward to the $415 payment each month, but I was excited for the new car. In fact I still have it. I’ve had to replace the tires and brakes and stuff, oh and the tie rod. That sucked. But other than that, I’ve been completely satisfied with the purchase. It’s been a good, solid car. But the best part? Get this. I just made my last payment on that sonofabitch. Yeah, the motherfucker’s mine now. I know, right? No I don’t want to trade it in. Are you crazy? I’m gonna enjoy this for a while. No, leave me alone. Go away. No I don’t want to upgrade. Let go of me.