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The story where my cousin sees Magic Mike by accident

My cousin Steve was telling me a story over the weekend about how he and his wife saw Magic Mike by accident.

“Yeah right, by accident,” I said.

“No it’s true,” said Steve’s wife. “I can vouch for this.”

Now I’m intrigued. Take it away Steve…

“So yesterday [Friday], I’m at work and I’m talking to some of my co-workers about how I really want to see that talking bear movie, how it looks hilarious. My buddy goes ‘oh, Magic Mike?’ I realize now he was kidding, but at the time, I was like ‘yeah I guess so. I can’t remember the name of it’. So last night, I got home from work and I tell Char [his wife] that I really want to see Magic Mike. She was all ‘are you sure? Magic Mike? Really?’ I’m like ‘yeah, it sounds really funny’. So we go. I walk into this theater, popcorn in hand, I look around and see nothing but chicks. I even saw one girl with a fucking…what do they call those things, veils? Yeah a veil. A fucking bachelorette party. I’m confused as hell. Ten minutes into it, I realize my mistake. I can’t wait to go to work on Monday to beat some ass.”

Incredible.