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For Olivia’s baptism, Jill and I are currently debating on whether or not to have a big party afterwards with aunts and uncles and cousins and friends, or to keep it simple with just immediate family and godparents. Of course she wants a small gathering while I want to invite everyone from the Chicago metropolitan area. So I think this is as good a time as any to re-hash my old Wife/Husband party planning checklist from last year. Now you might say, “hey Brian, isn’t this just a lame attempt to re-blog one of your old posts rather than, oh I don’t know, actually coming up with new material?” To which I say, hey go eff yourself. It’s hard coming up with new material every day. Be thankful for what you get.

And yes, that’s exactly what this is. So enjoy. Again.

A Wife’s Checklist For Throwing A Party At Her House

  • Paint all the bedrooms
  • Wax/re-finish the floors
  • Pressure-wash the driveway
  • Spread mulch
  • Have carpets cleaned
  • Buy some new clothes
  • Clean the windows, bathrooms, and straighten the garage
  • Send out invitations
  • Complain that nobody is RSVP’ing
  • Take up smoking

A Husband’s Checklist For Throwing A Party At His House

  • Buy beer
  • Put out some chips or something
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